The recipient of your designation will receive an anonymous letter through the mail in a special envelope designed to create a sense of urgency to open it. Inside the envelope is a letter folded in such way that the act of opening/unfolding spills out a proprietary blend of -what appears to be- freshly harvested, curlicue hairs shaved from the body of the man depicted in the photo. The letter itself (once unfolded) displays a graphic photo of a VERY hairy individual shaving their body. The “hair” that falls from the letter is NOT actual body hair but rather a perfect synthetic replica, designed specifically to make clean up difficult (think of it like glitter, only grosser). The letter is obviously a very strange thing to receive, made only more strange by the fact that there's no information included about who sent it or why, leaving the recipient with no choice but to lay awake for many sleepless nights pondering the whole thing and what it all means.